palaplapalaplaaplalapa.....

wat do 'you' think about valentines day?it suk?its the only reason u live for in a year? or maybe its ur birthday?....let me tell u the history of the valentines day.....it starts like this....one day...there is this guy hes called abudabi....and only god knows why he is so dang handsome...he is a deserter...(a guy whos been thrown out of his own country)....he was thrown out because all the girls in TOWN.....was like.......carzy for him...over him....they worship him....like dennis oh....or like ice-cream......they just love him....then the penghulu was very....unsatisfied with this.....he told the kind....that abudabi was the person guilty for destroying all of the public toilet worldwide......(the real fugitive was called 'scary').....then he was brought to the gallows.....(hukum gantung)...hi face was so handsome the female pembesar-pembesar would die in his stead....so instead of dying he became a deserter...he came across a town called 'machi' that was situated smack in the middle of the dessert...the place where people say the sand people come to die....(sand people are like moles)...then he stayed there for a whole week....and when the ninth day arrived.....a girl caught his eyes....he said "shes as beautiful as my breakfast bowl!!!"he went after her and she said "ur as handsome as my turtle" and they established a 'connection' they were so in love htat they wanted to marry each other but she was a little worried...HE is a deserter...an outlaw of some kind....but she couldnt stand it....and went to the toilet....and then out of the blue.....the fugitive 'scary' was trying to intrude the toilet and defile it with his sophisticated methods....but instead he kidnapped her.....and made her his personal assistant....she found out that 'scary' was quite a man himself....putting aside his strange hobby(destroying/defiling toilets worldwide) he was quite a gentleman....with a ridiculously expensive car....then the fukin goverment put u a wanted poster of 'scary' and abudabi......the prize will be a golden toilet seat.....2000000000 carats.....then abudabi went on a journey to go and save 'her'................................Continue part 2